“Do you know what “nemesis” means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible cunt… me.” - Brick Top, Snatch

Passing of the Patriot Act:  Shitty idea.

Spitting into the wind: Not smart.

Hitting on a relative at a family reunion:  Dumb, even if you’ve had a shitload to drink.

In the hall of dumbfuck choices, choosing Sarah “Hockey Mom” Palin as a VP candidate is easily a 10.  This stupid bitch has so much going wrong with her, she makes John Belushi look professional.  Dick “Shotgun” Cheney and all the scandal surrounding him is a fucking GOD SEND compared to Palin.

Since, technically, we are a sports site, lets take a look at Palin’s stats.

Sarah Palin
PG, Wasilla High School
Minutes Played:10
Field Goal Percentage: 60% (5 kids, one retard and one whore)
Assists: 1 (Bridge to Nowhere)
Turnovers: 1 (Bridge to Nowhere, the flip-flop version)
Blocks: At least 20 per game (cock blocks, religious blocks, abortion blocks, common sense blocks, etc)

 
I’m pro-life, even in cases of rape or incest, but
I’ll shoot the fuck out of a caribou.

Two years ago, this shithead was a mayor of a shit-town in Alaska that had a smaller population than my high school.  My class president governed over more people.  One year ago she was busy procreating a retard, and regardless of our advances in amniocentesis, she gave the big thumbs up to birthing a kid who will probably hate himself his whole life and will be the subject of ridicule by everyone.   Last Month it was made public that she is under investigation for abuse of power when she shitcanned her Public Safety Commissioner because he didn’t fire a state trooper who divorced her sister (that alone is a fucking soap opera).  One day ago she was proclaiming that sending troops to Iraq is a “task that is from God” Obviously she’s a winner in the choice department!

Religious zealots like her scare the fuck out of me.  In other nations, extremists with religious intent are called terrorists, here, they’re called Christians.  Now believe me, I’m not anti-god or anti-religion at all, I’m actually a man of faith (contrary to my language or, er, general conduct), but when you attempt to force it upon people, especially through the use of govermental power, thats disturbing (let alone unconstitutional, separation of church and state anyone?).  If this God-fearing cunt had it her way, we wouldn’t have any sex-ed in schools, creation would be taught nationwide, abortion would be illegal in all cases that dont involve a direct threat on the mothers life and the list goes on.  She’s a walking contradiction to everything the 1st Amendment represents.

I dont have time to touch on the “riots” at the RNC, as I’m typing this on my lunch break, but perhaps I’ll get to it next week if it’s still fresh in my mind.

Tomorrow: The rest of this weeks picks and the BIWMB