“I say we grease this rat-fuck, son of a bitch right now” - Hudson, Aliens

During my daily early morning “hand in pants while web surfing and not doing any work” routine, I made my way to yahoo.com to see if they have any more dirt on Reggie Bush. While cruising their other news sections, I saw that the guy who directed the most boring fucking movie I’ve ever painfully sat through kicked the bucket. Fuck him, his shitass movie and his current trip down the River Styx because you know this bitch is going straight to Hades for assembling that fuck-face-fiesta.

Holy fuck that’s a shitload of arm hair…
It’s a good thing you’re dead Anthony,
as it was only a matter of time before that shit
branched out and bonded together to form massive
hairy tentacles, leaving you looking like the Cthulhu.

Anyway, in news that grown ass men actually give a fuck about, the NCAA Tournament kicks off tomorrow, but until then, we still have the NIT to look forward to… right? Wait, nope, I was wrong, people dont give a fuck about that either. Well, how about the Rockets finally losing a game after 22 straight wins? Yea, I find it hard to care about a team that is going no where in the long run too. Matt Ryan tossed the pigskin around for a while yesterday? I care more about tossing around my own pigskin while watching a Sarah Jay flick…  Terrelle Pryor committed to Ohio State?  Sweet, three years of overrated mediocrity and a trip or two to the National Championship where they’ll have their asses handed to them by someone from a real conference is in the near future for him.

So here it is, mark it down folks, March 19th, a date with no substance at all. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a lot of work to ignore.  Stay tuned for tomorrow, where we’ll tackle the most overrated Basketball Hall of Famer and of course Friday is BIWMB day.  Until then, like Lance Bass, I’m out.