Let me kick this off by saying what the fuck is up with bitches, blogs and knitting? Do you motherfuckers actually knit, or are you like all those fucking assholes who say they play guitar, but can only play the opening chords to a few top-40 songs? Knitting… What shouts MY LIFE IS FUCKING OVER more than knitting? You might as well take that needle and thrust it as far as you can into your eye, past your ocular cavity and deep within your brain because you are fucking finished. Out of the 700 billion hobbies to choose from, you had to choose the one that creates doilies and sweaters that everyone throws away.

At this moment in time, there are around 28,000 blogs where “knitting” is listed in interests. 28 fucking thousand of these dump-trucks of douche! I seriously wonder what the real number would look like if the morons knew to put knitting in the correct category, instead of the “About Me” section.

Today’s idiot blogger is Squeaky Weasel, from my home of St. Louis, MO (one of the great things about St. Louis bloggers is that you dont have to search far to find a total moron in the pack). Ms. Weasel has a blog titled “Weasel Knits“, which is something she has been pathetically doing since 2002.

http://squeakyweasels.blogspot.com/

Squeaky, nobody cares how to fuck a ball of yarn into a sock with pretend DNA strands in it. Nobody cares about needledicking their way into creating an apple coaster with the PI symbol on it.

To give you a good idea on how batshit this bitch is, she has her own mascot for her blog and wrote a pretend interview with Squeaky theWeasel.
http://squeakyweasels.blogspot.com/2002/07/today-im-chatting-with-squeaky.html

In other news, while searching for todays moron, I came across this gem:

http://www.blogger.com/profile/15003422485573413727

Yea, she looks like a poor-womans Jenn Sterger, but she is still today’s official blogger I wouldn’t mind banging, or BIWMB.