After a bit of a long hiatus, Horsetoothed.com returns. I’m sure by taking such a long break, we already lost the three people that actually read this site, but hey, it’s honestly like we, scratch that as Amaysing didnt make any updates this whole time either, I don’t have anything better to do.
Imagine my surprise when my newsreader told me there was a new entry from Horsetoothed. Glad to have you back. Now hurry up with the BIWMB, you jive turkey!
FU. This is all.
Well, you say you’re back but have yet to do anything for over a month…I’m a bit skeptical.
WTF?
You’re all “Hey, we’re back!!” and I’m all “cool! let’s celebrate! I’ll get the beer!” and you’re like, gone, before I get back from the fridge.
Or something like that.
I want more BIWMB’s. They make for good reading when I am taking a shit. Seriously.
I want more rants about sports shit I am clueless about.
Okay, I don’t really care about the sports rants. Though entertaining they are.
You are either in jail, on the run, or you’ve found some very good pussy.