It’s about motherfucking time, this week has dragged on like no other and I can finally put the last nail the coffin and bury this son of a bitch. Anyway, a few links to highlight this week and then move onto the BIWMB.

Monday: How Raiders Fans Are Conceived, by The Hater Nation

Tuesday: One Thing that New Sonics Website Doesn’t Have, by TrueHoop

Wednesday: Light the Boots and Files, by Free Darko

Thursday: Dmitri Paints His Teeny Little Fingernails, by Mr. Irrelevant

Friday: Friday Mail-in, by The Money Shot

BIWMB (Blogger I Wouldn’t Mind Banging) for the week of March 3rd - March 7th

Ok… So recently I’ve been tearing through Sweden, finding wonderful surgically enhanced bitches and, to take from Dennis Green a moment, crowning their asses. With all this reckless harvesting going on, I believe that I’ve depleted that poor Scandinavian country of its further use to me.

Today’s BIWMB is Himeyusura, from Japan. Now I’ve watched enough Japanese porn and visited the country enough to know that a whole shitload of the women there pack monster bushes, whole fucking groves and orchards if you will, so we’re going to just assume she comes with her own bottle of Nair. Himeyusura works as a… fuck I dunno, showgirl of some sort, or maybe she’s in a band, or… yea fuck if I know… I do know that you could definitely get pretty fucking busy with her, cause she looks like she’s into choking and shit.

Don’t ask me what’s up with the tats. I’ve seen some
pics of her w/out them, and some with, so I don’t know
if they’re permanent or not… Either way, fuck it,
I’m not getting engaged.

Throwing up the universal “Yea, I eat puss and wouldn’t
mind if you brought one of my friends to bed” sign.

I have no fucking clue what the fuck she’s
doing, but I can’t say that I don’t like it.

Until Monday, I’m out.