And my day is packed… Look for two BIWMB’s next week. The Bama trip killed this weeks momentum. Luckily nobody gives a shit about Horsetoothed and we have no sponsors to say “fuck off” to.
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See title. I’ll work on something for tomorrow. Fuckin exhausted…
Yesterday I got an email saying “Yo Dawg, I’m not letting Valentines day off the hook so easily, ya mean? I’ll be tossing up some dat good shit and be wildin when I find some time.
V/R,
Amaysing”
Well, yea, that didn’t arrive. He was probably off doing something better anyway, like curing cancer or saving puppies.
So what am I doing? Called in sick *cough cough* and rolling out to New Orleans (WE ARE KVILLE) with my roommate and her sister. Just about out the door, so until monday Horsekateers, stay safe and make sure that if you drink, that you drive faster than a motherfucker.
No quote, no column, no time… Just a quick word of advice; If you have a mentally unstable woman (like a lot happen to be), it would be a very good idea if you did not start the day off by taking a massive, steaming dump right before she usually takes her morning shower. Ever fart in the shower? Yeah smells like the fucking Holocaust. Imagine trying to bathe while you have the humid, thick air of recent dingleberry stew.
All in all, it’s a bad idea. It’s even a worse idea when one of your friends (mainly, motherfucking ME), is going to get woken up by an angry phonecall from said woman so she can vent. Get her some fucking flowers, write some dumbfuck poetry, if you normally don’t go down on your woman then man up and chow the cunt, anything, just don’t take a shit today until you get to work.