“I love this cornbread so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.”
-Tracy Morgan
Ah, the weekend before Thanksgiving. A time for giving thanks.
Houston Dynamo - 2. New England Revolution - 1.
It feels good for a Boston team to not win everything this year. This gives us one less thing for the media and Boston bandwagoners to talk about. Normally, I don’t care about American soccer; yet, this was a pretty good game. Khano Smith did his best Zidane impersonation after he didn’t get a call from the ref and a Houston player started giving him a hard time for it. He may be my favorite player between those two teams but he looks like an idiot for helping his team lose with the yellow card.
“So what if we lost the cup, I kept it real”
On another note, what the hell is going on in College Football? The Coaches’ Poll hasn’t been released as of this post, but Kansas is the number two team in the nation! I can’t wait for this weeks’ BCS standings to come out. Another thing I can’t understand is USC’s ranking. Normally this team is a formidable opponent for any of their PAC-10 counterparts but am I seriously going to believe that they can beat Florida, Texas or even Ron Zook’s Illinois? Yea, right. I know what this is all about. What reporter wouldn’t want to cover a USC story in Los Angeles where they make special order plastic, silicone models ready to do anything for ‘fame.’ Hell, I am thinking of selling out right now to get out to Los Angeles for some of that action. If we live in a society where Jenn Sterger gets fame and a gig as a writer on Sports Illustrated for her looks, I know I could get in on that groupie action if I was on the USC campus.
There are two faces in this picture. Can you find them?
The biggest matchup should be Georgia and LSU in the SEC championship game in Atlanta. This home game for the Bulldogs will help this greatly. I expect the final score to be LSU 24 Georgia 20. The margin of error on this prediction is plus or minus 7 depending on the amount of times Chris Fowler calls LSU the ‘Bayou Bengals.’
Stay tuned for a future rant about McNabb being injured again, the Saints impregnable running game, and the Colts barely winning games.