This morning I’m busier than a pornstar going for the gangbang record, so I only have time to slap up today’s moron blogger and then jet.

 Today’s fucking retard is Amanda Brooke Josephine from Redding, California, with a blog titled My Soul Cries Out.  It’s your usual “I love God” blog that usually consists of five posts and then gets forgotten about.  This past Sunday was the opening ceremony for this sack of dumbfuck.

Excerpt from http://amandabrookejosephine.blogspot.com/

Mmmm… my heart is so exploding for God. It’s this deep deep cry in the depths of my heart that cries out for Him.

I’m traded all of me for all you cuz you’re all need.

Mmm… My head is so exploding from dumbasses, who should have died from eating their own poop as a kid, and their blogs.  When I read “I’m traded all of me for blah blah blah” I can’t help but think of the part in Three Kings when Ice Cube was like “I am love United States of Freedom too.”

 Anyway, you am needing dictionary so learning how correctly address God.