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Oh well, on to today’s post. Every so often we will make a post about 5 people or things that we hate. So without further ado…

Five People I Hate

5. Kanye West

This idiot showed great promise when he was a hungry producer striving for a chance to succeed as an artist. His desire was demonstrated on his ‘Through the Wire’ single. He just survived a life-threatening car accident; yet even this would not stop him from recording his passion in the booth.

‘…that’s groupie’s puss was this big’

After he got a taste of fame, this egotistical, narcissist never looked back. He was King and he wasn’t going to let anyone tell him different. You can catch him pouting at music awards and other events when he doesn’t win. Glad to see he has his priorities in check. Great potential, great execution, horrible follow-through….

4. Female Celebrities That Have No Reason To Be Celebrities

What makes certain celebrities deserve attention in the first place? Paris Hilton gained notriety from being the heiress to a billion dollar fortune and for making a sex tape. Nicole Ritchie became famous by being her friend and by being the daughter of R&B original, Lionel Richie. Do either of them deserve our attention? Not really…

‘I bet poor people hate their life’

Paris Hilton has been recently under the radar since serving a prison sentence. She claims that it has changed her life. So far it appears that is true. We will see how long it lasts.

3. Unfair Divorce\Child Support Settlements

How often does it happen that a husband goes through a divorce and ends up with no custody, alimony payments and a child support payment that he has no proof is going to be used for his child? There is definitely need for reform in divorce and child support settlements. It should be mandatory that there is some type of tracking for the way that child support is being spent. This is especially the case with celebrities and high-income earners. Currently, a system is in place that allows many women to exploit men who may have gotten married before getting to know their spouse or even trapping men with a child to receive child support.

This just in…Paul McCartney kills wife rather than give her 4oo million dollars for 4 years of marriage

Many of the laws are biased in the support of women. Ironically, it often happens that the honest, hard-working women are the ones who fail to receive adequate child-support or retribution for their legal fees. A system that allows exploitation of men for money and fails the mother’s that it is set to protect is a system that is severly flawed.

2. Bill O’Reilly

Mr. O’Reilly gets the coveted number two spot. I am sure that he will be here in future editions. Nonetheless, this buffoon recently ate with Rev. Al Sharpton at Sylvia’s, a Harlem soul food restaurant. Reports state that he ‘couldn’t get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia’s restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it’s run by blacks, primarily black patronship.’ In addition, while he was engaged in a conversation about how rap has a negative effect on blacks, he is quoted as saying “There wasn’t one person in Sylvia’s who was screaming, ‘M-Fer, I want more iced tea.”

‘Black People Make O’Reilly Constipated

Mr. O’Reilly, why should one be surprised that a black establishment can be a place of business without tomfoolery or asinine actions? These comments aren’t surprising for Mr. O’Reilly, nor or they of grave danger to a race-conscious nation. However, that doesn’t stop you from getting the number 2 slot in my list.

1. flohtingPoint

Yes. HorseToothed’s other writer is the number one person that I hate. His favorite team, the Arizona Cardinals, have a better record than my beloved New Orleans Saints and you better believe I am getting an earful because of it. Drew Brees throws an interception? Here’s comes a text message letting me know how great the offensive line was on that play.

Dennis Green’s new job after the dead-end coaching job of the Cardinals

It isn’t enough that the jokes happen. This is a yearly occasion. I actually look forward to it. We exchange jokes back and forth. The problem is that the Cardinals have only lost their games by a combined 6 points. The Saints have problems getting into the end zone to even score 6 points. Moral of the story? Keep your friends close…and your shitty teams closer