“It’s like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!” - Captain Murphy, Sealab 2021

Congratulations fuckers!  Way to waste my college football season…   I’m really surprised that Amaysing didn’t do a write up on the LSU victory, or maybe after the text he sent me last night, he just gave up on watching that fuckhole fiesta too.   Me?  I didn’t watch that shit at all…  You think I’m going to spend my time watching a team that lost to Kentucky and Arkansas (who went on to get bastardized by pathetic ass Mizzou), take on a team that lost to Illinois (who, using blood as lubrication, got their anus eviscerated by USC)?  Fuck off…

 
If Kirk Herbstreet hadn’t outed me early about the Michigan shit, I might have
gotten to eat your children every year Tressel…

I wasted too many minutes of my precious life watching the other stupid ass BCS contests (homo Rainbow Warriors and the worthless ass Illini) to be stupid enough to think that Ohio State could pull off a victory.  All of LSU could have snapped their legs like Willis fucking McGahee and Ohio State still would have choked like bitches.  Yes, last night, while millions of viewers were dumbfucking it up and watching that stupid shit, just know that I was at home, watching the Bones season 2 DVD’s with my roommate.  Yea, I was watching dumbass Bones instead of football, and I’m not the idiot here…

 Anyway, in more important info, here is another edition of BIWMB (Blogger I Wouldn’t Mind Banging).  Today’s is quite the gem, found through boredom and by wasting far too much time.  Erin McKinnon (http://erin-mckinnon.blogspot.com/) of Daytona Beach, Florida was the winner of Maxim’s “Hometown Hottie” contest, or something… I don’t really read Maxim (wtf is the point of paying for the magazine when the internet is jam packed with hotter, naked’er women), so I cant really elaborate on how she crushed the competition with her DSL’s or tight ass body, but I can say that she has some fucking awesome DSL’s and a tight ass body.