Yesterday, a woman in New York City was awarded 29,000 in a settlement case. Her complaint? Women should have the same rights as men to walk topless in public.

At first, I started thinking that this was a battle that should be fought. Women deserve those rights! But then, I started to think of all the women who need to be protected from revealing their droopies. Me personally, I am not too big on seeing pancake floppies running free. Bras were made for a reason.

….Yet, I do believe in compromise. We need to develop a test group of women to exercise their right to walk bare-chested.

I recommend the following

• Jessica Biel
• Beyonce (she can just go bottomless)
• Tyra Banks
• Scarlett Johannson

Not only is this fair, but also it fits perfectly into many cities’ beautification laws and practices.

Consider it, start a poll. You two have rights. Contact your local celebrity for more details.