“I am not in Rome, Doug. I am in a rush.” - Franky Four Fingers, Snatch

Another busy ass day, but as promised, I’ll hold to my two BIWMB’s for this week.

At this time, I’d like to address the history of the BIWMB (Blogger I Wouldn’t Mind Banging). The BIWMB was birthed from pure boredom (much like this blog, and just about everything else I do). Instead of, you know, actually working at work, I’d sit and browse Saint Louis’ bloggers, just to see what my city had to offer. After finding a guy who subtly tells you how to be a jerk and get a way with it (or thats what I read into the article I scoped a few months back) and a few morons, I stumbled upon BIWMB number 1.

Name: Dori

Location: Saint Louis, MO

Last Update: Never. Her cleverly named “Oh Dur” blog is jam packed with doodly fuck.

BIWMB Status: Still bangable, yet way out of her league compared to the European chicks. In fact, she’s way fucking out of her league everywhere… Fuck it, I’ll need a sixpack.

Current Pic:

BIWMB #2

Name: Meagan Marcotte

Location: Phoenix, AZ

Last Update: Never updated since original BIWMB post. Maybe died from her crazy yoga poses.

BIWMB Status: If not dead, or with the douchebag folding her in half in the pic below, still bangable.

Current Pic:

BIWMB #3

Name: Erin McKinnon

Location: Daytona Beach, FL

Last Update: Hmm, so far the BIWMB looks like a jinx. All the blogs have died on or around my original post date. Her last post is one day after she was listed as a BIWMB, Jan 9th.

BIWMB Status: Are you serious? Extremely fuckable.

Current Pic:

BIWMB #4

Name: Manuela Pastore

Location: Palermo, Italy

Last Update: Ah, some life. Last updated on the 27th of Feb.

BIWMB Status: ANGRY!!!! She left me a little hate-a-gram on this blog which provoked immediate laughter. Still bangable.

Current Pic:

BIWMB #5

Name: Alyssa Andrews

Location: Phoenix, AZ

Last Update: Since becoming my “Phoenix is far better than Boston” girl, she gave up her blog.

BIWMB Status: I wouldn’t toss her out of bed if she busted ass.

Current Pic:

BIWMB #6

Name: Josefina Lundberg

Location: Uppsala, Sweden

Last Update: EVERY DAY! This chick is determined, and sadly, still banging the Swede’s answer to House.

BIWMB Status: Who wouldn’t?

Current Pic:

BIWMB #7

Name: Andrea

Location: Linkoping, Sweden (and so begins Sweden’s domination of BIWMB)

Last Update: Yesterday.

BIWMB Status: More so than Josefina as I haven’t noticed an ugly BF on her shoulder yet. I’m sure if I gave it time I’d find some disgusting dude who is probably supporting her financially in her pics.

Current Pic:

BIWMB #8

Name: Natacha Peyre

Location: Sweeden (still dominating)

Last Update: Everyday, just like Josefina. Here is a tad bit of an update for you folks, apparently she’s some famous model over there, even has her own wikipedia page.

BIWMB Status: Easily undisputed #1 on here…

Current Pic (she’s the one giving the peace sign)

TODAYS BIWMB!!!!

Sweden takes home the gold for the fourth straight BIWMB in a row, and they’re looking unbeatable at this moment in time. Today’s BIWMB is “Naddy” from Vastmanlan, Sweden and is not only my 4th Swede in a row, she’s also my 4th surgically enhanced one, once again showing the Horsetoothed.com does not frown on chicks that make themselves banging. Steroids? No thanks. Science? Hell yes.

On a side note, I’m moving to Sweden. I constantly see goofy looking toolbags with smoking hot women. So long shitass Saint Louis, hello Fjords.