After a bit of a long hiatus, Horsetoothed.com returns. I’m sure by taking such a long break, we already lost the three people that actually read this site, but hey, it’s honestly like we, scratch that as Amaysing didnt make any updates this whole time either, I don’t have anything better to do.
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Unemfuckingployed and not too happy about it, I’ll not be putting any more articles out until I secure another job. Hopefully that’ll be before Amaysing decides to add another article, you know, sometime around 2012.
Another one of those “I’m too busy to do shit so I have to put Horsetoothed to the side for a day” days.
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“It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds…” Doc Holiday, Tombstone
With Duke not getting knocked off, we’re going to have to wait till the next round before anything about the Tournament gets discussed. Yea, I could go on and on about how USC and OJ “SLAM Magazine has been sucking my dick for years” Mayo got trashed by Beastley and Kansas State, but it’s really not all that fun (well, not nearly as fun as it was trashing USC when the lost to Texas in the National Championship).
Yea, honestly, aside from the smack talk going on between Deshawn Stevenson and Lebron, or The Big CamelGut refusing to tell his kid that the Oklahoma City Sonics exist (pending move completion), there really isnt anything going on right now (or at least until 11:15 Central).
Ok folks, time to put this week to rest, it’s BIWMB time…
Let’s go ahead and address an issue right now. I’m fucked up and have problems. I can’t get off this Swedish kick… They’re too easy to find and far too fuckable. Whenever I win the lottery or a wealthy relative kicks off and leaves me a shitload of cash, I swear to God that I’m moving there and I’m going to run through that whole fucking nation.
The BIWMB for this week (yea, we had one earlier, but that was a make-up for last weeks miss), is Angelica Jansson from Sweden. Let me tell you, the other Swedish women I put on here like to take pictures, but Angelica goes apeshit with it. She has more pictures taken in one month than I’ve taken my whole life. I didnt even get to January of this year before I had several sufficient pictures to share. And yea, like the rest of these Swedish chicks, she looks like she’s dating a douchebag who wouldn’t even get 6-status puss in the states. Bravo…
Chick in the middle is her roommate right now…
Until next week motherfuckers, I’m out.