“Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day”
-Confusius
I have always thought it was pointless for there to be sideline reporters on the field. They are normally women that ask the dumbest questions ever.
Reporter: “Coach, do you have any plans for how to stop the run game going into the half?”
Reporter: “Coach, do you feel that team needs to change the gameplan to overcome the 21 point deficit”
Reporter: “Coach, do you feel that Michelle Tafoya’s voice is too deep to be a woman?”
For once I would love to see a coach give a reporter a deadpan look and a sarcastic answer worst than Notre Dame’s record.
Reporter: “Coach, how does your team feel going into the half down 25 points to the Patriots?”
Coach: “Bitch, what do you think? You think I enjoy losing a game? What country you from? They speak English in What?”
“Playoffs?!! Don’t talk about…you kidding me?”
Granted I am not sexist in my disdain for sideline reporters. I actually believe that a woman can do the same things that a man can do with the exception of fighting, sports, war, control of emotions, arm-wrestling….
Anyways, I actually believe that these women are exploited by their respective networks and told to ask the dumb questions on the field. Usually the reporters are remotely attractive and aren’t beastly, so I imagine the networks are trying to appeal to their male demographics….which brings me to my next point
Why do people think Erin Andrews is so attractive?
Let’s do the math. Below is a picture of Ms. Andrews.
Ms. Andrews is cute; yet, do a simple google search and you will see a ridiculous amount of hype surrounding her. As my friend floh would say, she is ‘the Reggie Bush of sideline reporting.’ She gets beat out by the old group and the younger group as shown below.
Over 40 Sports Reporters
Lisa Guerrero
Jillian Barberie
Charity Hodges covers racing and is way better than Erin Andrews.
Sideline Reporters would be better if they provided pertinent information, did some actual reporting or just showed up to the game dressed like the woman above.
DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE!
